Translation Test – Live It Logical

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Oh, God.

You seriously don't remember what happened last week on Shameless?

Roll the tape.

CHURCH OF GAY JESUS

My God's a faggot.

My God's a dyke, a whore!

If I pass out, keep going.

Do not stop until you cut off all three.

Two left.

Better hope you tire out soon.

Here.

"-The fuck is this? -This is a piece of shit"

that you're gonna turn into not-a-piece-of-shit.

I've always wanted to ride a Jet Ski.

Dylan said I could use the yellow one.

What does Dylan's father do

that he has a yacht and a private plane?

Wanna grab breakfast?

Gotta get to the crib. My niece is getting dropped off.

Freelania, you have everything.

Vera made this for me.

How did you make this all happen?

Jesus.

What do you got in there, a dead body?

I do not believe she's dead yet.

Don't forget dinner at The Grill.

I wanna show off my beautiful bride-to-be.

Yes, I'll marry you!

Fucking hell yes!

What the fuck?

You cut up all my uniforms? Going back to school now

...been OK with me

"-'cause we're married! -I will never be OK"

with being away from you, bae! Never!

I let you stay in my apartment and you sue me?

So what's the worst case?

You're gonna be lucky if they don't put you in jail.

Rusty!

They are going down.

Where are you going?

I'm going to work. Go back to sleep, all right?

I'm proud of you.

"-What? -This last year..."

you're strong.

I didn't know that before.

Thanks.

Can we stay at my place tonight?

Yeah.

Yeah, sure. That'd be good, all right?

I love you.

I love you too.

Get some sleep.

Close the fucking door!

What the hell are you doing?

I gotta run some errands and she's already downstairs.

I gotta get clothes and a new duffel.

She tore up all my old shit.

When you go down, tell her I'm in the shower, OK?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, how long...

Morning!

Hey.

Carl's in the shower.

I'm whipping up waffles.

Liam is asleep out in the backyard.

Is that normal?

"-Hey. -Hey, Liam."

Hey, buddy.

I think you were sleepwalking again.

"-Really? -Yeah."

Hey, are those my keys?

I don't know.

What is it with you and keys?

All right, come on. Let's get you inside.

There you go, Papa Frank.

Thank you, favorite daughter-in-law.

Only daughter-in-law.

Liam. Sit.

"Hey, would you save Lucas a waffle? I gotta go to work"

and he and Sierra spent the night.

"-Yeah. -Thanks."

I met your friend, Dylan's, dad.

You tell him I can go on the yacht vacation with them tomorrow?

I looked the man up.

He makes nothing. He creates nothing.

He buys businesses, tears them apart,

sells the pieces,

and then discards the employees like trash.

He's a legal thief.

Here you are, Liam.

Thank you so much.

He wants the companies to fail.

The world's not just, Liam.

No one's gonna take care of us in our old age.

We have a moral duty to rip this asshole off.

You know how to take photos with this?

What is keeping Carl? His bacon's getting cold.

What's with the boot? I cauterized the stumps.

They were still bleeding, so I went to the ER.

Waste of money.

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